Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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