I'd wear matching sweaters with you
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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