Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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