If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Your penis caused this!
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