i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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