Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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