It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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