i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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