so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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