So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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