Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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