you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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