I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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