If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
did you just send me my own nude
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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