i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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