You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
