He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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