Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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