Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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