i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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