That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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