I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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