my phone needs a breathalizer
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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