do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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