I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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