Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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