This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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