you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
What a dumb baby whore.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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