My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
