So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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