Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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