Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
So much Jack, so little girl.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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