I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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