i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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