Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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