what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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