I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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