:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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