How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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