Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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