yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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