Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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