Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i already hear my dad disowning me
Small penises have feelings too.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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