im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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