I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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