that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I'm always down for nudity.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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