after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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