her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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