i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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