So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
is that a dick in a sweater?
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